March 29, 2011
don’t you worry, boys & gals I’m not done yet… Lots and lots of quality messages from fine young gents coming soon. I’ve just been saving them all up. In the meantime- Have fun with this one. Didn’t want to leave out his username… It wouldn’t be fair if I kept baby boy all to myself… see, I’m not a cold bitch all the time.
March 17, 2011
oh, thank god you’ve messaged me! i was getting so sick of all those guys fucking me then yelling “just kidding” and leaving when they were done.
March 15, 2011
the snozzberries taste like snozzberries and and and and and and and
what. the. fuck. are. you. even. saying?
i had to. cut mé some slack. i am a graphic désigner. my job is to sit in front of the computér and crop stock photos of “racially ambiguous”mén laughing with fruit salad. this is my form of éntértainmént. if anything, pity mé.
March 5, 2011
March 3, 2011
naturally, i love it when guys tell me i make them want to vomit with excitement.
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nichole with an h. on that note.
yeah nothing says kinky like a summer house.
lloking forward to meeting u.
oh, contact juggling? that’s pretty cool.
you know what watching david bowie in labyrinth did for me, t? it made me attracted to men who wear tighter jeans than me, steal my eye makeup, and always take longer doing their hair than i do
…men who lie and talk to me in series of riddles to try and control me to keep me in their life with their games. their serious mind games. it’s ok because i’m totally, totally, over that though. i learned that i just need to stop dating the “bad boys”. that’s what my friend dane told me: that if i just open up to a wider variety of guys instead of the typical “bad boys”, i would meet someone i deserve. and i deserve more than that, you know? is it so hard to text me every hour? no. i think not. is it so hard to write on my facebook wall every day? no. you know it’s fine. i’m over it. just like. done.
also, labyrinth really got me into puppets/ the art of puppetry.
Anyways, can’t wait to start dating!
xo,
n.
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david bowie ok cupid serious moonlight
